Doing something wrong, but doing it with confidence

Alpha vs Beta

So here we are people!  The world did not end, and the future will be here soon. 2012 didn't go out with a "BANG" it went out with a newscast...
saying we are still here.  Now I can proudly proclaim.. this is the year of the BETAs!  we are in uncharted territory now.. the Mayans did not see this coming
so it must be "our" turn.  You know?  the BETAs?.  Oh ok hold on... some of you may not  understand what I mean let me explain. An alpha are the big dogs
the ones who are large and in charge (most of you have seen twilight would now about this), and the Beta are all like back of the bus and stuff.  Oh! you didn't see
any of the twilight saga?  (Oh so I guess it made millions at the box office and I paid for every ticket my self).  The Alphas are the ones the women want in life, and rumor
has it that when the ladies are tired of dating, texting, sexting and Marrying the ALPHAs, after all the heartbreaks; they pick us to marry, The Betas. it's true I read it on the internet.

This is my year, this is when all the women of the world will see me and say! with a sigh from their mouths... "I guess" and then they will see all of the glory that is me.
I don't blame them... Alphas are great guys, they have charisma and good looks. oh an attitude.. that to.. chicks dig that tood'nal stuff.
So how can you determine if you are an Alpha or a Beta.. See my chart below...See where you fall:

Alpha                                        Beta

When they hug, they go into it two inches lower and then rise up Sneak up and hug you from behind softly.        right as they make contact to make your breast push up.

Only holds your hand in public if you akwardly hit hands a lot from Holds you hand everyday, and anytime you walk.
standing too close, or to show everyone you belong to them.

They don't cuddle unless they just had sex, or are going to have sex  Cuddles and rubs your arm, back until you sleep.    
They use "peer pressure" to get you to "try new things" They don't force you to do anything.

The don't write notes they txt... "Whts up U bzy?"         The hand write small notes just to surprise you.

If you cry, they leave to room to let you "work out" what is                        They comfort you when you cry.
wrong with you.

The love you as much as you need.                 They love you with all of their heart.

They never give flower without expecting something in return The give flower and never expect anything.


So there you have  it... where do you fall?  Now all is not lost, because it is completely possible for a guy to move from ALPHA to BETA, but if just about impossible to move from BETA to ALPHA and have it last a significant amount of time.  So.. ladies.. like I said earlier, here I AM the Mayans did not see me coming.. the rise of the BETAs. Then again the Mayans did not see the Spaniards coming either.. sooo
Heck yeah.. I am the unknown factor, the irreversible storm.. I am BETA as FUCK.  come get me :)

~hot and ready?!?  whooo hooo the're no rules! (Put your shirt back on!) there's one rule!~

TRUST-ME

Jagger

Greetings all,

  I am just wanted to update you all and let you know that I will be making new posts to this cob"web" blog that you see here.  I will post new things every Friday, and by things I mean maybe a post, maybe a pic, or even some text from a guest speaker. I will do an update on Friday evenings EST... Read that as "Second verse, same as the first" (i.e. It is a line from the old Herman's Hermits song "Henry the VII" where it literally means that the second verse is the same as the first verse. It is commonly used an expression of frustration or exasperation with someone who tells the same lie or story repeatedly.)  I promise this time I will not falter.  I will stand on my soapbox to make sure you get your daily chuckle or things that make you say hmmm.  Even at my expense.

-I've got the moves like...

Connect Four!

I just loaded the blogger app to my new Samsung galaxy nexus... and wanted to test this out.  I realized yesterday that I am so connected.  I have Netflix on my consoles, PC, and now on my phone.  I can stream anything music, pics, and videos to all my devices with little to no effort... so you think this would allow me to have more time to finish a book or start a new trade.  Since everything I need is in the "cloud" I can scan PDF's from my phone and work in word docs anywhere.  I mean hell I can even video chat... but hey I don't mean to ramble... but I gotta go. The new episode of Persons of interest just hit the web...

Working the night...

Sitting here at work on my brand new... well kinda new Samsung Galaxy nexus... I realized that I am way too connected.  I looked at my contacts and I see I have 56 of them.  I then decide to see how many I would call if I was arrested and needed bail money or something... two.  TWO!  I mean, wow I need some friends or at least the number to a good loan shark. Bail is expensive. 

This inspires me to make movies!

Waste of good entertainment

Hello all! I am back in japan now, and was having a lucid moment. I was thinking about how much money I waste on video games for the ole consoles and such. I mean I dont even get phased anymore by things that are cutting edge. I mean when I beat a game I get up and walk away. No I dont watch the ending I walk away. I don't care how many hours you put into the CG graphics, and how may mindbending plot holes you fill up at the end, I just want my juice box... lol I had more, but dont waqnt to bore you. I juswt want you know that I am going to re-do this blog and put some umph into it!.. oh and give you some links and such!

Laters all!

Thailand!

Greetings everyone. I just wanted to drop a line an say Thailand has some of the most spicey food I have ever had! Whew!

Have fun I will post pictures here soon



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