2009 and I' Feeling fine‏

Ok so here I am officially two weeks into 2009, and I wanted to see what I have accomplished thus far… I have two lists. One is my New Years resolutions, and the other is what I actually did… let’s Go over them shall we?

1. Finish my Biography… "Pimp I am"
2. Fight Steven Segal
3. Kiss Traci Lords
4. Let the dogs out! (Yes Again)
5. Actually take part in talk like a pirate day
6. Try Geocaching (I know you are going to look it up… go ahead… I will wait… )
7. Get BACK in shape AGAIN!
8. Stop telling people this is why I am hot.
9. Draw less
10. Talk more
11. Swap nine and ten because I get confused sometimes

Ok so now let’s see what I have done so far

1. Brewed a pot of plain water and sold it as clear coffee at the Dept Head Meeting
2. Joined the Darkside
3. Hung out with old people… jus to hear some stories
4. Stepped off random curbs with my eyes closed and imagined it was a cliff
5. Repeated the same word over and over for Seventy-Seconds, until it lost it’s meaning (I chose "Dog") go ahead try it
6. Looked up a co-worker name and info on web, then send spooky email about how I fell in love with there smell, and stated thing that only a good friend would know
7. When people called me for help I answer the phone by saying "Yes I am calling for Delivery... I would like a large Pizza with extra mushrooms….
8. When ever a meeting goes over 30 min... I would let someone say something and I will follow it up with "and the next idiot said” and looked around the table

Ok so I did not do anything I was supposed to do, but I did look for dam Steven Spegal... And even looked for Jean Claude Got-damn... Just for giggles but they all hide form me

And for those who did not look up GeoCashing by now here it is for you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocaching

2009 Year of the Beta

Alpha Males get everything, Beta Males get the left overs. It's a little thing called "Life"..

The opposite of Alpha male. In modern society an Alpha male not only requires physical prowess, but also confidence and attitude. The Beta male of modern society usually, only has one of these traits, if any. The Beta male tends to be smart, quiet and unconfrontational. If lucky, Beta males can get a hot chick once in her 30's, after she's tired of fucking the Alpha Males, and decides to settle down with a beta male for money and stability. Now not much can be done about this because modern day T.V. re-enforces that standard. I know that there are so many things that I have learned from romantic comedies that I could write a book on this subject....

1: The girl of my dreams is probably American (Because all the hots girls are here)

2: Women fake it (Becuase there care about us soooooo much )

3: I’ll meet her when I least expect it (Sort of like how you find you car keys by not looking)

4: Chances are she’s seeing someone else (I am a beta male BTW)

5: Our friends will be heavily involved in the process (Friends make a good package deal)

6: I’ll probably have to breach airport security at some point, or at the very least run a bit

Now these six rules will always apply. I mean I am thirty (30) now, and women in my age group are going crazy for me. I have no idea why because I was a ten (10) when I was in college, and now at my best I am 5.5.... Oh well at least I did not go the way of the BetaMAX... good quality small in stature, but still lost to VHS... lol.

Zombie Apocolypse....

Ok so here is the issue I was wondering what I should blog about, and Right now the ony intresting thing that I am doing is working on some green screening, and playing RESISTANCE 2 on the PS3. R2 has been a good ride so far, as I usualy don't get into FPS games I am at a loss as to why I am still playing it. I think that says something to the quality of this game. I think the last survival Horror/SciFi FPS I played was Resident Evil 2. I really enjoyed that game... I took my sweet time on that game. I have spent almost as much time building my Sofa couch cushion fortress, and stayed there hiding from the voices... oh I know you are thinking... what the hell are you talking about? Nothing today I just wanted to share this picture with you all and wanted to setup me posting it here :P enjoy

Like a Leaky Boat...

Welcome and Hello all!,

I just wanted to say welcome to my blog, and to say out load. What! Another page or applet out on the web I need to mantain. I mean talk about your information overkill... I mean sometimes i can't get to sleep. I think about the implications, of diving in toooo deep... lol

Ok Ok those of you who can actually remember more than four (4) songs frome eighties will know what that madness was about.... Elemenet Eighty I think that is a hard rock group? Hmmm oh well I am starting to banter because it if 0640 in the Morning here in... oh almost spilled the beans... more to come later! Good Night! whooo hoooo